From now on, I’m walking through farms with my mouth shut.

“I bracket three you!!!”

We need more bus drivers like this in NYC. Our bus’ will always be on time.

The look of evil in this girl’s eyes can cut through your soul.

LIVINGSTON PARISH, La. — A Missississippi man let his 8-year-old son drive on Interstate 12 while he slept, Louisiana State Police reported Saturday. State police said they received a call shortly after 6:30 a.m. Saturday about a green Chevrolet pickup truck driving erratically on the...

I’m not sure what they’re arguing over, but clearly the boy doesn’t give a damn. I love his gangsta lean.

Today I Learned: I learned that a CEO of a cancer society is really no different from a CEO from any other industry. They’re all greedy and only have profit as their goal. Billions of dollars have been poured into cancer research, and there are many multi-billion dollar non-profits that...

Check please!

North Korea intrigues me more than any other country.

According to OKCupid’s users, Jewish men claim that they don’t masturbate more than any other religious group. ...

Pretty cool, but pretty sad at the same time. Kinda makes me wonder if my Keith Hernandez signed baseball is real, or signed by a damn robot.

Here’s a list of the top 15 cities ranked according to penis size. ...

Today I Learned: The average breast weighs 1.1 lbs and contains 4-5% of the body’s total...

“Can you please pass the grey poupon?”

He just turned 16 and he looks like he’s 35.

Today, they learn how to fish. Tomorrow, they take over the world. I, for one, welcome our new avian overlords.

“This.. is… how.. we do!”

When you find a lone nut doing something great, have the guts to be the first person to stand up and join in.

I hear he’s the next “big” thing. (Get it? “Big”?)